The note read:
We are the apples bought at a store.
The buyer had too many and didn't want anymore.
He/she shared them with a neighbor who had too many too...
So, now they are sharing us with you!
We are good for a lady, a man or a boy...
So peel us or slice us and please do enjoy!
Love, The Apples
Just for the record, we ate the last apple on Saturday for lunch! Even the one with the face on it. He tasted the best. Burp!