The note read "I AM THE MUSHROOM THAT GREW IN YOUR YARD. I HAVE A MOUSTACHE BUT DON'T BE ALARMED. I REALLY AM HARMLESS I'M JUST HERE TO SAY THAT I AM THE FUNGUS THAT GREW HERE TODAY."
Yes, we might live on fertile ground, but the fungii are going to be cut down to size today. BTW - would the neighbor that placed this nice gift on our front porch, please step forward?!